I like you. I am very lonely & someone told me you were female. I need a woman in my life. I have a cook, but she is very big & fat. I need you identity.
A couple of quick lessons on dealing with masochistic fat chicks:
1. Never apologize
2. Don't feed them
3. Keep on abusing
4. Ignore their whining
5. Never let them set on your face.
6. Never smoke around them unless they're nude. Polyester will go up like a bottle rocket on the 4th of July. Although I admit it's entertaining it can be dangerous.